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Joke of the Day: CIA interview

Three men are at CIA Headquarters for an interview. At first it’s the usual question and answers until each of them are called in to a room one at a time.

The interviewer, to the first applicant, handed the man a gun,pointed at another door, and said, “We need to make sure that you will follow orders no matter what. In the next room you will find your wife. We want you to kill her.” The man looks at the gun and shakes his head and walks out.

The interviewer calls in the second man and tells him the same thing. The man takes the gun, enters the room, and after 5 minutes comes out sobbing. He couldn’t do it either.

The interviewer calls in the third man and tells him the same thing. The guy takes the gun and enters the room. He’s only in there for a few seconds before several shots ring out followed by screams, cursing, and a lot of banging.

The applicant finally walks out, his face splattered with blood and his suit torn. The interviewer askes, “What the hell happened?”

“Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks. I had to kill that bitch with the chair!”
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