A wife comes home early from work one day suspecting that the husband is cheating on her.
She catches the husband in bed with a sheep.
The wife exclaims: “What the hell are you doing?”
The husband sighs and responds: “See, this is the cow I sleep with when you’re not here.”
The wife now with a frown replies: “Are you stupid? That’s a sheep, not a cow!”
The husband looks the wife dead in the eyes and says: “I was talking to the sheep.”
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