A man walks into a bar with a box and sits down and calls the bartender over. He says “If I show you the neatest thing you’ve ever seen, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender, thinking, he’s seen everything, takes the man up on the offer. The man pulls the lid off the box and inside is a little man, jamming away at a piano. “He plays Bach, Mozart, you name it” the man says, as the bartender looks on.
“So, how’d you get your hands on him?” The bartender asks.
“With this lamp. Rub it and you’ll be granted one wish” The man pulls a lamp out of his pocket and passes it to the bartender. The bartender rubs it and says, “I’d like a million bucks”. POOF, there are ducks everywhere, flying around and shitting on everything. “Why didn’t you tell me your genie was defective?” he yells.
“Yeah, well, I didn’t ask for a 12 inch pianist either.”
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