Joke of the Day: Funny Quotes

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
~Margaret Mead

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
~Ron White

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
~Isaac Asimov

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
~Mitch Hedberg

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
~Mark Twain

A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
~Oliver Herford

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
~Winston Churchill

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
~Terry Pratchett

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
~Anthony Burgess

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