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Joke of the Day: World Cup Final

A man takes his seat at the World Cup Final. He looks to his left and notices that there is a spare seat between himself and the next guy. (self.Jokes)

submitted 19 hours ago by thebestofthebest13

The man: “Who would ever miss the World Cup final?”

The guy: “That was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.”

The man: “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another member of the family, friend, or someone else to come with you?”

The guy: “No…they are all at the funeral!”

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