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Joke of the Day: Tree behind Catholic church

A girl climbed a tree behind a Catholic Dating church to pick fruits. While picking her fruits high above the tree a priest happens to walk by and sees the girl up above him and realized that the girl was not wearing any underwear.

He calls the girl down and tells her that it’s dangerous to climb tress and gives her $20 to buy a pair of underwear to cover herself up. The girl went home and informed her mother how she got the $20.

The next day, the mother went to the back of the church without an underwear and climbed the tree and waited for the priest to show up. The priest walks by and sees the mother in all her glory … calls her down, and tells her that it’s dangerous to climb trees and gives her $3. The mother then asked the priest why is only getting $3? The priest replied that’s for you to by a disposable razor.

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