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Joke of the Day: Went on a Caribbean Cruise

A guy goes on a Caribbean Cruise. He’s surprised to see that Kaley Cuoco is on the cruise ship also, having a vacation with friends.

One night, the cruise ship sinks, and the guy finds himself washed up on an uninhabited island. He’s shocked to see that Kaley Cuoco has also washed up on the beach with him.

The two survivors make a shelter, harvest coconuts, and make a life for themselves while waiting to be rescued. Their relationship grows from friendship to something more passionate, and soon they are making love every day.

After a few weeks, the guy sheepishly approaches Kaley with a suitcase that has washed up on the beach.

“I was wondering… I was wondering if you would wear some of these clothes and role play with me,” he says.

“Well sure,” Kaley smiles. “Sure, I’m always up for some new things. It keeps it fresh and exciting.”

“Ok great!” The guy says. He pulls out a pair of jeans, some tennis shoes, and a football jersey. “I was wondering if you would dress up as my best friend Nick.”

“Ummm, well, I guess. If that’s what you want,” Kaley says. She steps behind a tree, changes into the clothes and walks up to the guy seductively. “Hey, buddy. It’s me, your friend Nick,” she giggles.

“DUDE!” The guy yells. “You will NOT believe who I’ve been banging!”

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