Joke of the Day: Mafia and bookeeper
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Joke of the Day: Mafia and bookeeper

A Mafia leader gets cheated out of $10 million by his bookeeper, Chris. Chris had been deaf all of his life, so it was assumed he would be perfect for the job. A deaf guy couldn’t hear anything that he would have to testify in court, after all.

When the leader found out, he went to confront Chris with an interpreter, one who knows ASL. “Ask him where the $10 million he stole from me is,” he demanded.

The interpreter signs this to Chris, to which he signs back “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” The godfather pulls out a gun and puts it to Chris’s head and tells the interpreter, “Ask him again!”

The interpret asks again, signing “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him!” Chris signs back, “Alright, alright! The money is in a brown suitcase behind the shed of my estate in Queens!”

The interpreter says nothing. After a few seconds, the godfather asks, “Well, what’d he say?” The interpreter smiles and says ” He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”

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