An old man dies and reaches the gates of heaven. He is quite confused and doesn’t remember things too well. St Peter asks him the routine questions, but doesn’t get anywhere. So he tells him “Never mind, I’ll take you to the boss” and brings him to Jesus.
Jesus starts asking questions. “Hello old man. Do you remember your name?” The old man replies “No… not really… something that starts with J… I remember that people didn’t call me by my real name…”
“Mmmmm… what did you do for a living? You must remember that, you did it every day!”
“Oh sure, I remember well, I was a carpenter. And a good one! I remember when my son…”
“Wait, you had a son? What do you remember about your family? About your wife?”
“Well it’s all a bit confused… there was a woman, she loved the boy and looked after him… but she wasn’t quite the mother… or was it me who wasn’t really the father? Sorry, I don’t remember…”
“And this son, what do remember about him?”
“Well, he was very independent, always getting into trouble. They even wrote books about him. He was quite striking, with the nails through his hands and …”
At this point Jesus can’t contain himself any longer, he stands up and shouts “DAD!”
At which the old man starts running towards him, shouting “Pinocchio!”
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