in Joke of the Day

Italian, a Brit and an American

There was an Italian, a Brit and an American who all got stuck on an island. When searching this island they ran into a local native population who happened to be cannibals.

The cannibals captured them and said “here’s how it goes. We’re going to kill you, skin you and eat you. Then dry your hides and turn them into canoes. If you want to die in honor for your country you may choose your way of death and execute yourself.”

The Italian took a knife and yelled “Viva l’Italia” then slit his throat. The Brit took a knife and yelled “God save the queen” then slit his throat. The American asked for a fork. The cannibals were puzzled but brought him one. He then took the fork and started stabbing himself as he yelled “fuck your canoes”

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