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Joke of the Day: 40th birthday for turtles

Four turtles were celebrating their 40th birthday together, when they ran out of ice cream. They decided the oldest one, Fred, should go to the store and get more. The rest of them waited for Fred to come back, but after a couple of days they started getting frustrated. The youngest one said, “Poor Fred. […]

Joke of the Day: Two guys at a bar

Two guys are walking their dogs down the street. One has a golden retriever the other a Chihuahua. As they are going along the one with the retriever sees a bar. He turns to his friend and suggests they go in for a quick drink. His friend says “That would be great but see the […]

Joke of the Day: A politician passes

A politician passes away and arrives at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greets him. “Nice to meet you! You should know we give you the choice of whether you want to spend eternity in heaven or in hell.” “How do I know which one to pick?” the politician replies. “We let you spend a day […]

Joke of the Day: At the coffee shop

An old Marine Pilot sat down in a Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, “are you a real pilot”? He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole […]