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Joke of the Day: What time is it?

A man and his wife are on vacation in Tibet. While shopping in a small village, the wife asks her husband what time it was, and looking down at his wrist the man realized he had left his watch in the motel room. After a few unsuccessful attempts to find an English speaking local, the […]

Joke of the Day: Dugly buys a chainsaw

Dugly goes to a hardware store to buy a chainsaw. “You should buy this one,” the cashier says. “It can fell 1,000 trees in just one day.” Dugly buys the chainsaw and leaves. The next day he returns with an angry look on his face. “You sold me a piece of junk! I’ve been using […]

Joke of the Day: Husband and Wife

A husband and his wife were always fighting each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The woman would shout – ‘When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life..’ […]

Joke of the Day: Anniversary Gift

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !” The next morning he got up early and left for work. When […]