My Grandpa Always told me. Find a woman who is smart. Find a woman who is great in bed. Find a woman who loves you for who you are. And make sure none of these women ever meet.
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I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth. Frogs are good bass bait, so, knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with a frog in its mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head. Then I took the [...]
A primary one teacher was speaking to her class on the first day of term. “Alright class, I’d like everyone to tell me what they did over the summer holiday. Remember, you’re not at nursery any more, so you need to use grown-up words now. Jamie, you go first.” So Jamie excitedly stood up and [...]
I told the ticket lady, “Send one of my bags to New York, send one to LA, and send one to Miami.” She told me, “We can’t do that!” I told her, “Well you did it last week!” ~Henny Youngman