An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband’s libido. “What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor. “Not a chance,” she said. “He won’t even take an aspirin.” “Not a problem,” replied the doctor. “Give him an “Irish Viagra. It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into [...]
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A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter looks through his book and tells him “I don’t see any reason why we should let you in. You don’t seem to have done anything worthy in your life.” The guy replies: “what about the time I was driving and saw a woman with a [...]
My attractive female neighbor is completely paranoid. She thinks I’m following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is…purified? Oh, wait: petrified. Sorry, it’s not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.
A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles he has on his back may be cancerous. The doctor inspects them. “It’s ok,” he says. “They’re benign.” The pirate replies “Check ‘em again matey, I think there be at least ten!”