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Joke of the Day: A Frenchman, a Brit, and a New Yorker

A Frenchman, a Brit, and a New Yorker go on a safari. Along the way they run into a tribe of cannibals. The chief was a pleasant fellow, but had some unfortunate news for them. “Gentlemen, I am sorry but I must follow the way of my people.” “Oh?” says the Brit. “What’s that?” “Well…” [...]

Joke of the Day: Pet monkey

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey Zenkie. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking Zenkie jumps around all over the place. Zenkie grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, [...]

Joke of the Day: Drink 30 Pints

On my last trip home I found myself in a pub in Edinburgh. A group of American tourists came in. One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, “I hear you Scots think you’re great drinkers. I bet 5,000 pounds that no-one here can drink 30 pints of Guinness in 30 minutes.” The bar [...]

Joke of the Day: God decides to take a vacation

God decides to take a vacation. So he goes to his travel agent to get some recommendations. God asks the agent where he should go and the agent says, “How about the Moon? It’s supposed to be all the rage right now.” God thinks about it and says, “No… I’d like to go somewhere with [...]