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Joke of the Day: Farmer & Rooster

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, “OK, old fart, time to retire!” The old rooster replies, “Come on, you can’t handle ALL these chickens. Look what it’s done to me. Can’t you just let […]

Joke of the Day: Went on a Caribbean Cruise

A guy goes on a Caribbean Cruise. He’s surprised to see that Kaley Cuoco is on the cruise ship also, having a vacation with friends. One night, the cruise ship sinks, and the guy finds himself washed up on an uninhabited island. He’s shocked to see that Kaley Cuoco has also washed up on the […]

Joke of the Day: Man with only one ear

A man with only one ear interviews candidates for a job. He is kinda’ sensitive about his missing ear, so he asks to the first candidate “do you notice anything different about me?” The guy hesitates and says “yes, sir, you have only one ear”. He is dismissed on point. The man asks the same […]

Joke of the Day: Blonde Jokes

A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners. On the way out of the door the lady at the counter says come again. The blonde says no, its toothpaste this time. —- Blonde: “What does IDK mean?” Brunette: “I don’t know.” Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!” —- How do you keep a blonde in the […]