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Joke of the Day: Irish man, a Greek, and a Jew

An Irish man, a Greek, and a Jew die and stand at the gates of heaven. The keeper of the gates tells them “Well, you have all lived pretty decent lives, but you all fall victim to your respective stereotypes. So here’s what’s going to happen. You all will go back down to earth for […]

Joke of the Day: Police Search

A policeman searched me in a public toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs. “It’s not my fault,” I said, “Every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again.” “Do you really expect me to believe that?” he laughed. I said, “I’ll […]

Joke of the Day: Need Slippers

A man stopped by to see his friend who recently broke both his legs. After about an hour of conversation, Mike asks, “Bill, would you mind running up stairs and grab my slippers for me? Stairs are a little difficult.” “Yea man. No problem.” As Bill is walking down the hallway upstairs he peeked through […]

Joke of the Day: 3 Scots and 3 Irishmen

3 Scots and 3 Irishmen are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Irishmen each buy tickets and watch as the three Scots buy only a single ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks an Irishman. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers a Scot. They all […]