A Chinese Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.’ An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic. Lawyer: “I have lost […]
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A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you […]
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Nick” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Nick Sullivan. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen […]
In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a guy wakes up from surgery. Guy: Doctor, something is wrong… I can’t feel my legs! Doctor: Yes, we’ve had to amputate both your arms. “““““ Amputee Dating to meet that special someone. Visit AmputeeMatch.com today!