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Joke of the Day: Great Bartender

So I was sitting at the bar one day, and I say to the bartender “Hey barkeep, can I get a rum and coke?” “Sure thing! Just give me one second!” The bartender grabs the rum, he grabs the coke, and puts an apple on the bar “Hey what the hell is this” “Take a […]

Joke of the Day: 3 guys hiking

3 guys are hiking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms “You have finally freed me after all these years, so I’ll grant each one of you 3 wishes.” The first guy immediately blurts out “I want a billion […]

Joke of the Day: Dumbest kid in the world

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, […]

Joke of the Day: Three Millionaire Sons

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered and all became millionaires. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother. The first millionaire son said: “I built a big house for our mother.” The second millionaire son said: “I sent her a Mercedes […]