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Joke of the Day: Some Things You Can’t Explain

So a farmer walks into a bar and orders 15 shots. The bartender asks “why are you getting wasted on such a beautiful day” The farmer replies “Somethings you can’t explain.” The Bartender asks what happened and the farmer explains. The farmer says “You see I was milking my cow Bessie and once I got […]

Joke of the Day: Tarzan learns

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him. And during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex? Tarzan not know sex he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said ….Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree. Horrified Jane said,Tarzan you have […]

Joke of the Day: Confession

In the confession booth a man says: Forgive me Father for I have sinned. “Go on” says the priest. “I swore the other day” says the man. “continue” says the priest. “I was on the golf course the other day and i hit my drive, it was looking perfect, heading dead straight. About 200 yards […]

Joke of the Day: Single Woman

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check […]