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Joke of the Day: Irish Joke

Kelly showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell over with joy. Kelly hadn’t been to church in years. Enthused with Kelly’s presence, Father delivered an impassioned sermon on the Ten Commandments. After Mass, skirts flying, Father caught up with Kelly at the church door. “Kelly, I am so glad ya decided [...]

Joke of the Day: Old Miser

An old miser was on his deathbed. Because of his obsession with money, he didn’t have any friends, so surrounding him were his priest, his doctor, and his lawyer. He said to them, “They say you can’t take it with you, but I want to prove them wrong. Each of you take one of these [...]

Joke of the Day: Biopsy

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, please.’ ‘Speaking.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your [...]

Joke of the Day: Contest

A contest was held to see who could deliver the best toast. Murphy won the contest for the best toast of the night, which was: “Here’s to the best years o’ me life, spent between the legs o’ me wife.” When he got home, his wife asked him how the Toastmasters meeting went. “I won [...]