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Joke of the Day: Father in nursing home

Man has to put his father in a nursing home, and so a week later, the man goes to visit his father. The man is walking down the hall, and he sees his father sitting at the end of the hall between two orderlies. As he walks closer, his father falls over on his left [...]

Joke of the Day: Bridge to Hawaii

A guy is cruising along the California coast, when he asks God for just one wish, for being a good and honest man. God actually replies, “OK…just one wish!” The guy is shocked, and just blurts out the first thing that comes to mind… “A bridge to Hawaii!” God says “Erm…that’s a lot of work…plus, [...]

Joke of the Day: Aftermath of an Italian affair

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he promised that he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. [...]

Joke of the Day: Wife Math

So a 54 year old man cheats on his wife and leaves her a note saying that he has been sleeping with an 18 year. The 54 year old wife reads the note, shrugs and writes one of her own. When her husband gets home he reads the note, it says: I know that you’ve [...]