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Joke of the Day: Sneezing

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section on a flight to New Zealand. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed […]

Joke of the Day: Lawyer and the devil

So a young lawyer is sitting in his office when the devil appears in front of him. “I’ve got an offer for you” the devil explains “Go on….” Says the young lawyer “Well from here out your practice will grow 10 fold, your partners will all respect you, your clients will all love you, you’ll […]

Joke of the Day: Factory workers

Two factory workers Dugly & Mary are talking. Mary says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” Dugly replies, “And how would you do that?” Mary says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?” Mary replies, “I’m a […]

Joke of the Day: Irish Pub

A Texan walks into an Irish pub and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.” The room is quiet and no one takes up the […]