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Joke of the Day: Frenchman, a Brit, and a New Yorker

So a Frenchman, a Brit, and a New Yorker are captured by cannibals. The chief has them bound and brought to the village square, where he announces their fate. “For trespassing on our land,” he says, “you will all be sentenced to death! You will be killed, skinned, eaten, and have your hides tanned to […]

Joke of the Day: Cheating Wife

I caught my wife cheating with my best friend. She was upset that I was always beating her, and he was jealous of how much money and property I had. I was so angry when I caught them that I flipped the game board over and left them to pick up all the pieces. “““““ […]

Joke of the Day: Irish Confession

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’ The Irishman said, ‘Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.’ The priest said, ‘Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re […]

Joke of the Day: Court Transcript

This was actually said in court and taken from a transcript: submitted 5 hours ago by Arrow_Z Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?” Witness: “No.” Lawyer: “So, then it is possible […]