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Joke of the Day: An Englishman, German, and Irishman

An Englishman, a German, and a Irishman are sitting in a bar, each with their favorite drink. Three flies buzzing around the bar choose to land in each of their drinks. The Englishman sees the fly in his wine and exclaims, “I cannot drink this filth! Bring me a fresh brew in a new glass!” […]

Joke of the Day: Breakfast

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” My eyes lit up and I thought, […]

Joke of the Day: Turner Brown

A skinny little white guy gets off work and walks into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 15 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, […]

Joke of the Day: Divorce

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other […]