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Joke of the Day: Older gentleman

So, an older gentleman with erectile dysfunction goes to the doctor. The doc scratches his chin and looks at him for a while, and then clicks his fingers. “I’ve got just the thing for you! This is a rather new medicine, having just cleared the last phases of clinical trial. You’ll feel like you’re twenty [...]

Joke of the Day: Young cowboy in saloon

A young cowboy walks into the saloon. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chicken congee. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked the old cowboy, “If you ain’t gonna eat that, mind [...]

Joke of the Day: Police Assistance

A man rings the police “Help, there’s someone in my back shed, stealing my tools!” He’s told by the police officer on duty “Sorry Sir, there’s no units available. Stay inside your house and lock the door” He calls back shortly after; “It’s me again. You know that man that was in my shed? Don’t [...]

Joke of the Day: Sex therapist

A couple, both age 76, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have sex?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have sex,” and charged them $50. [...]