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Joke of the Day: Hooker

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, “How much do you charge?” Hooker replies, “It starts at $500 for a hand-job.” Guy says, “$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Jesus Christ! No hand-job is v […]

Joke of the Day: Blonde gets a job painting lines

A blonde gets a job painting lines on the highway. At the end of the first day, her supervisor is impressed. “Wow!” he says. “You did eight miles today! That’s amazing!” The second day, the blonde’s production is down to four miles. “Still pretty darn good,” the supervisor says. On the third day, the blonde […]

Joke of the Day: 4 nuns die in crash

St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates, and says “The only reason you aren’t already inside is because you have sinned and never confessed. This is your amnesty, if you have a confession, now’s the time.” The first nun was very hesitant but finally stepped forward. “I saw a man’s penis once and had […]

Joke of the Day: German, Austrian, Nun & Woman

A German, an Austrian, a nun and an attractive woman sit on a train. The lights in their car are broken so in every tunnel it gets really dark. The train drives through a tunnel, it gets dark and suddenly you hear a slap and someone cries out in pain. When it gets bright again […]