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Joke of the Day: Superman & Batgirl

Superman is flying around, super horny. He’s flying over a building when he sees Batgirl on the roof, totally naked, legs spread, moaning, “Give it to me. Give it to me!” Superman thinks he might get in trouble with Batman if he bangs Batgirl, but she’s begging for it and he can just use his […]

Joke of the Day: Contagious

Teacher: Can someone use the word Contagious in a sentence? Student raises hand “I can” My dad said he saw my neighbour painting his house with a three-inch brush. Said its gonna take the cunt ages.

Joke of the Day: The Lost Dog

A lost dog strays into a jungle. From a distance a lion sees this and says with caution, “This guy looks edible! Never seen his kind before.” The lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace, to which the dog notices and starts to panic. As he’s about to run he sees some bones next […]

Joke of the Day: Programmer & Project Manager on a train

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer […]