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Joke of the Day: Italian math

An Italian wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test.. ‘Here’s your first question,’ the foreman said. ‘Without using numbers, represent the number 9’. ‘Without a numbers?’ the Italian says, ‘Datsa easy.’ and he proceeds to draw three trees. ‘What’s this?’ the boss asks. ‘Ave you gota […]

Joke of the Day: Headaches

After a consultation, the doctor said, “Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You see, your testicles seem to be pressing on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. I can relieve the pressure by removing the testicles.” Joe […]

Joke of the Day: Prisoners

One day in the West a rapist and con artist get caught by the sheriff in a small town. The town doesn’t have much money to take care of prisoners so the sheriff gets an idea. He decides he’ll charge money to let the townspeople punish the crooks and use the money to keep them […]

Joke of the Day: Taxi Driver

A taxi driver speeds through a red light without even looking, and the passenger says, “whoa, what are you doing?! That was a red!” The driver replies, “don’t worry about it. My cousin, he does it all the time.” The passenger sits back until the driver blows through another red. He practically leaps out of […]