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Joke of the Day: Phone Call

“Hello?”, “Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Greg.” After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Greg.” “Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.” Brief Pause. “Uh, okay then, this [...]

Joke of the Day: at the Restaurant

As the limousine stops, twenty beautiful models step out followed by this very well dressed man carrying a rooster. They enter the restaurant, and sit at the large reserved table. When the waiter arrives, the man orders: “I would like to start with some Beluga caviar for me and the ladies, and triple portion for [...]

Joke of the Day: The Dirty Professor

The old professor started each lecture with a dirty joke. After a real objectionable example of that one day, the female students got together and decided that next time, when this happens again, they will all walk out in unison. The professor got wind of this plot. Next morning, after he entered the lecture hall, [...]

Joke of the Day: His Wife

A man was laying on his death bed at home. His beautiful wife sat by his side, holding his hand. He was dismayed about his wife being with another man. He knew that this was probably inevitable but he wanted to hear it from her. He asked, “wife, do you think that when I am [...]