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Musician gets a job

A pianist is down on his luck, and been without a job for a while. As he’s walking down the street one day, he passes a pub with a sign outside that says, “Pianist Wanted.” He walks in, and says, “I saw the sign outside, I’ve played the piano my entire life, and I need […]

On a train

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard […]

Cop pulls over lawyer

A lawyer gets pulled over by a police officer. The cop asks the lawyer “Do you know why I pulled you over?” “I haven’t the foggiest idea,” said the lawyer. The cop replied, “You didn’t make a full stop at the stop sign back there. You only slowed down.” The lawyer thinks for a few […]

Kid’s weekend

It was Monday morning in Ms. Hill’s kindergarten class, and the kids were taking turns telling the class how they spent their weekend. Adam raised his hand and said, “I went on a choo-choo!” Ms. Hill replied, “Very nice Adam, but let’s try to use grown-up words. You went on a train.” Lisa was next […]