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Joke of the Day: Bank robbery

A bank robber wanted to keep his identity secret, but didn’t wear a balaclava. he told all in the bank not to look at him or he would shoot them. one foolhardy customer sneaked a look, and the robber promptly shot him. The robber asked if anyone else had seen his face. One customer, gazing [...]

Joke of the Day: Two guys drinking

These two guys are drinking in a bar 30 floors up in a skyscraper. One guy turns to the other and says, “did you know that the wind is really unique around this particular skyscraper?” “How so?” asks the other. “Well, somehow, the updraft is so strong that you can jump out the window and [...]

Joke of the Day: Physical

So Tom goes to his doctor for his annual physical while sitting in the examining room he notices a large machine with a lot of lights and buttons looking more complicated than the space shuttle cockpit. The doctor walks in and explains that the this new machine can diagnose every possible ailment with just a [...]

Joke of the Day: First Swear

‘You know what?’ says the 5 year old, ‘I think it’s about time we started swearing.’ The 3 year old nods his head in approval, so the 5 year old says, ‘When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?’ ‘Ok’ the 3 year old, agrees with enthusiasm. [...]