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Joke of the Day: Two doctors

Two doctors were having sex when suddenly… the male doctor, in the moment, says to the female doctor, “Wow, you must be a Gynecologist, you really know how to use that thing…” The female doctor responds, “Thanks! You must be an anesthesiologist.” The male doctor replies, “Really? What makes you say that?” She retorts, “Because […]

Joke of the Day: Wife Leaving

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. ‘Just where the heck do you think you’re going!’, said the man. ‘I’m going to Las Vegas’, said the wife, ‘I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you […]

Joke of the Day: in the Hospital

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. “Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “Are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet”. He […]

Joke of the Day: Two Englishmen

One morning, two Englishmen are strolling down a London street, when they see a stray dog licking its own testicles. One of the Englishmen turns to the other and says, “Say, I wish I could do that!” His mate watches the dog for a moment, sighs longingly, and replies, “I should say so! But don’t […]