Archive by Author

Joke of the Day: Two Italian men

Two Italian men get on a bus. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two [...]

Joke of the Day: Three American colonels

Three American colonels are in the US military are about to retire and they are offered an economic compensation which consists of multiplying 100’000 dollars by the distance in inches they have between two parts of their body that they choose. Colonel McDowell chooses this distance to be from his toe to the edge of [...]

Joke of the Day: Woman Meet Man

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with [...]

Joke of the Day: Dead frog

A kid walks into a whore house carrying a dead frog. A kid walks into a whore house with a dead frog. He goes to the front desk and sets his dead frog up on the counter top. The man at the desk says, we don’t allow kids here. The kid puts $100 bill on [...]