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Joke of the Day: Sex therapist

A couple, both age 76, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have sex?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have sex,” and charged them $50. [...]

Joke of the Day: Asking for a raise

A maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?” Maria: “Well Senora, there are three reasons I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.” Wife: “Who said you iron better than I?” Maria: “Your [...]

Joke of the Day: Husband and wife go dancing

A husband takes his wife dancing. They notice a guy on the dance floor living large, break dancing, moon walking, backflips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy? 25 years ago, he proposed to me and I turned him down.” Husband says: “Looks like he’s still celebrating!!!” ——- Housewife [...]

Joke of the Day: Marriage counselling

A couple goes into marriage counseling. The wife tells the psychologist that her husband has been acting in unacceptable ways, and that she will have to seek a divorce if he doesn’t change his behavior. First of all, the husband always picks his nose, regardless of whether or not he’s in public or some other [...]