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Joke of the Day: Pull Twice

“Honey, I know we’re both shy about all this sex stuff. That’s normal at the beginning of a marriage. So to make things easier, if you want to have sex with me, just reach over and pull my nipple twice. If you don’t want any, just pull it once. Deal?” “Deal. And if you want [...]

Joke of the Day: The Giant Cigarette Lighter

A guy walks into a bar and sits beside another guy and immediately notices he has a giant Bic cigarette lighter. The first guy says “Wow! That’s a huge lighter! Where’d you get it?” The other guy replies, “A genie from this bottle granted me one wish.” “Cool! Can I try it?” “Sure.” The first [...]

Joke of the Day: Smart Dog

A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around his neck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until it’s his turn to be helped. A man, who was already in the butcher shop, finished his purchase and noticed the dog. The butcher leaned over the counter and [...]

Joke of the Day: Gorilla & Lion

A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small stream, taking a drink. The gorilla runs up behind the lion, grabs on, and has his way with him. The gorilla then takes off running, with the very angry lion on his heels. As they run through the jungle, the gorilla gets a bit of [...]