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Joke of the Day: 25 inches

A man who had a 25 inch long penis went to his doctor to complain that he was having a problem with this rather massive instrument and has had more than one complaint. “Doctor,” he asked, in total frustration, “is there anything you can do for me?” The doctor replies, “Medically son, there is nothing [...]

Joke of the Day: Little Stacy and the goldfish

Little Stacy is digging a hole in the back yard when her neighbor looks over the fence. “What are you doing Stacy?” “My goldfish died, so I’m digging a hole to bury it.” The neighbor smiles: “But isn’t that hole a little big for a gold fish?” “Not if it’s inside your fucking cat.” “““““ [...]

Joke of the Day: Englishman, Scotchman, and Irishman

An Englishman, a Scotchman, and an Irishman walk into a bar They each order a beer. The barkeep brings them each a beer, and there happens to be a fly in each one. The Englishmen, a bit put off, says “Sir there’s a fly in my beer, I’ll need a fresh one please.” The Scotchman, [...]

Joke of the Day: Two Blondes

Two Blondes are out on a hike when one looks down and sees some tracks. “Hey look, deer tracks!” she exclaims. The other blond looks over and says, “Those aren’t deer tracks! Those are rabbit tracks!” After about 10 minutes of bickering about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train. [...]