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		<title>Joke of the Day: Wailing Wall</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something emotional and positive and of human interest. Something like that guy in Sarajevo who risked his life to play the cello everyday in the town square. In Jerusalem, she heard about an old Jewish lady who had been going to the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokesblogger.com/2012/02/07/joke-of-the-day-wailing-wall/</link>
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		<title>Joke of the Day: Female hormones in beer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokesblogger.com/2012/02/06/joke-of-the-day-female-hormones-in-beer/</link>
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		<title>Joke of the Day: Smartest Man in the World</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A doctor, a lawyer, a little kid and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokesblogger.com/2012/02/03/joke-of-the-day-smartest-man-in-the-world/</link>
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		<title>Joke of the Day: Sorry I Thought You Were My Wife</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry. I thought you were my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokesblogger.com/2012/02/02/joke-of-the-day-sorry-i-thought-you-were-my-wife/</link>
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		<title>Joke of the Day: Redneck Logic</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two rednecks decided that they weren&#8217;t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic. &#8220;What&#8217;s logic?&#8221; the first redneck asked. The professor answered, &#8220;Let me give you an example. Do you own [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokesblogger.com/2012/02/01/joke-of-the-day-redneck-logic-3/</link>
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		<title>Joke of the Day: Young couple</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tina and Jack are on the brink of divorce so they visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks Tina, &#8220;What&#8217;s the problem?&#8221; She responds, &#8220;My husband suffers from premature ejaculation&#8221; The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires, &#8220;Is that true?&#8221; Jack replies, &#8220;Well not exactly, she&#8217;s the one that suffers, not me.&#8221; &#8212;&#8212;- Virginity [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokesblogger.com/2012/01/31/joke-of-the-day-young-couple/</link>
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		<title>Joke of the Day: The Centipede</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, &#8220;Come on, a dog?&#8221; The owner says, &#8220;How about a cat?&#8221; The man replies, &#8220;No way! A cat certainly can&#8217;t do everything. I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokesblogger.com/2012/01/30/joke-of-the-day-the-centipede/</link>
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		<title>Joke of the Day: The Knob</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called &#8216;The Knob,&#8217; where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman&#8217;s head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted &#8216;The Knob.&#8217; Over [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokesblogger.com/2012/01/27/joke-of-the-day-the-knob/</link>
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		<title>Joke of the Day: drug store</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. Well, he said, I&#8217;ve been seeing this girl for a while and she&#8217;s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight&#8217;s the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokesblogger.com/2012/01/26/joke-of-the-day-drug-store/</link>
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		<title>Joke of the Day: At the construction site</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. &#8220;I am the strongest, most powerful man here,&#8221; he boasted. He made a special case of making fun of Hank, one of the older workmen. After several minutes, Hank had enough. &#8220;Why don&#8217;t you put [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.jokesblogger.com/2012/01/25/joke-of-the-day-at-the-construction-site/</link>
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