A Blondes Year in Review:

January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels……Helllloooo!!!……bottles wont fit in printer !!!

March – Got really excited……finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months……box said 2-4 years!

April – Trapped on escalator for hours …… power went out!!!

May – Tried to make Kool-Aid……wrong instructions….. 8 cups of water wont fit into those little packets!

June – Tried to go water skiing……couldnt find a lake with a slope.

July – Lost breast stroke swimming competition…… learned later,the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

August – Got locked out of my car in rain storm…… car swamped because soft-top was open.

September – The capital of California is C……isnt it???

October – Hate M & Ms……they are so hard to peel.

November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days …. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!

December – Couldnt call 911 …… duh…… theres no eleven button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

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