Two Arabs are in a locker room taking a shower after their racquetball game, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.

If you do not mind me saying, said the second, that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?

I can not, lamented the first Arab. It is permanently stuck in my butt.

I do not understand, said the other. The first Arab says, I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in red, white and blue attire, with a white beard and top hat came oozing out. He said, I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.

I said, No shit.

……………..

3 Simple Steps to Younger Looking Skin for Men and Women ! Get Anti-Wrinkle today!