When a priest was pulled over for speeding, the police officer noticed an empty wine bottle in his car and could smell alcohol on his breath.
‘Father, have you been drinking?’ asked the officer.
‘Only water, my son’ replied the priest.
‘Then why can I smell wine?’
The priest looked at the wine bottle and exclaimed: ‘Oh my Lord! He’s gone and done it again!’
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