An older blonde woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure stretch marks and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk instead of the usual amount.
When the milkman arrived, and read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point. The woman came to the door, and the milkman said, Yes ma’am, I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?
The blonde said, I want 15 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.
The milkman asked,Do you want it Pasteurized?
The blonde replied, Nope, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes.
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