A young sailor was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he looks over and sees a pirate. The pirate has a wooden peg-leg, a hook for a hand, and patch over his eye. Unable to resist, the sailor asks Howd you end up with a peg-leg?
I was swept overboard during a fierce storm, says the pirate. and a bloody shark bit off me whole darn leg!
Holy cow! said the sailor. What about the hook, howd you get that?
Me crew and I were boarding an enemy ship, a fierce sword battle ensued. One of them cut me darn arm!
Absolutely incredible! gasped the sailor. And the eye patch, tell me how you got that?
A bloody seagull dropping fell into me eye, replied the pirate.
Umm, you lost your eye to a seagull dropping? asked the sailor, admonished.
Embarassed, the pirate answered It was me first day with the hook.
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