When is It Okay to Kiss Someone?
“When they’re rich!” Pam, age 7
“The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.” Curt, age 7
“The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them…. It’s the right thing to do.” Howard, age 8
The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married?
“I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing … I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out!” Theodore, age 8
“It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them!” Anita, age 9
“Single is better … for the simple reason that I wouldn’t want to change no diapers… Of course, if I did get married, I’d figure something out. I’d just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing.” Kirsten, age 10
What Advice Do You Have for a Young Couple About to Be Married?
“The first thing I’d say to them is: ‘Listen up, youngins … I got something to say to you. Why in the heck do you wanna get married, anyway?'” Craig, age 9
What Promises Do a Man and a Woman Make When They Get Married?
“A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and diseases together.” Marlon, age 10
How to Make a Marriage Work
“Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!” Ricky, age 7
“If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes…. Especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it.” Lori, age 8
Getting Married for a Second Time
“Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than one to find a live one.” Angie L., age 10
How Would the World Be Different if People Didn’t Get Married?
“There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?” Kelvin, age 8
“You can be sure of one thing – the boys would come chasing after us just the same as they do now!” Roberta, age 7
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