Joke of the Day – blonde jokes
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Joke of the Day – blonde jokes

Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A. “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”

Q. What’s a blonde’s idea of safe sex?
A. Locking the car door.

Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver’s test?
A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband’s car?
A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde’s to catch cold?
A. They don’t have to worry about blowing their brains out.

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