A firefighter tells his wife: “I want us to do it like in my firehouse: first whistle we take off our clothes. Second whistle we put on our work clothes. Third whistle we get on the fire car”. The wife agrees, so on his first whistle they take off their clothes, on the second they get to bed, and by the third whistle they start having sex. Suddenly during sex the woman blows the whistle. The guy says “What happened?!” She answers, “Flames are getting high, but the hose is too short!”

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