Joke of the Day: Jason is Speeding
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Joke of the Day: Jason is Speeding

Jason Young is speeding down the highway when suddenly he sees red and blue flashing behind him. He pulls over his car and waits for the officer to approach his window. Jason sees the officer walking up so rolls down his window and asks “What seems to be the problem officer?”

“Well don’t you think you were going a little fast? I clocked you at 20 miles over the speed limit” the officer replies.

So Jason sighs and replies to him “I understand, I was just in such a rush, I absolutely have to get to work and I’m already late.”

“And what do you do that so important you need to drive 20 over the limit to get there?” the officer asks.

“Well I’m a rectum stretcher…” Jason replies back.

A little confused the officer scratches his chin and says “And just what in the hell does a rectum stretcher do?”

“It’s simple really” says Jason, “First I insert one finger in the anus, and loosen things up a bit. Then I get another finger in, and work it a little more. So I keep adding fingers until I can fit a whole fist in, and I just keep working that ass until I got it stretched six feet wide and six feet tall!”

The cop huffs and says “And what exactly does anyone do with a six foot tall asshole?”

Jason grins and says to him “You give him a radar gun and stick him behind a billboard!”

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