A guy hails a cab at the airport and tells the driver to go to a certain address. When he gets there he sees a beautiful three story townhouse in a upper-class part of town. He knocks and an attractive woman opens the door.
“I wanna see Joanna”
The lady looks the man up and down, he clearly doesn’t have a lot of money.
“Sir, to see Joanna you will have to pay $1,000 for half an hour”
“No problem, I have money”
Just then a gorgeous brunette in a black evening gown comes down the stairs and the guy looks at her
“Joanna?”
“Yes?”
“I want to spend a little time with you”
She smirks at the man’s appearance
“It will cost you $1,000”
The guy takes out a roll of cash and hands it to her, they go upstairs, do the dirty and he leaves half an hour later. The next day the guy is back, he knocks, the madame opens and is quite surprised that the guy is back
“I wanna see Joanna”
“Well it’s still $1,000”
“O.K., I have the money”
He shows her the money, he goes upstairs, hands the money to Joanna, spend half an hour poking her clam and leaves.
So it continues for three more days, after the fifth day Joanna turns to him while he’s dressing and says
“You know it’s the first time that somebody came back so many times; where are you from?”
“I am from Michigan”
Joanna sits up. “Really? I have a sister in Michigan”
The guy grins and replies “I know, she gave me $5,000 to give you”
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