Joke of the Day: On his deathbed
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Joke of the Day: On his deathbed

Dugly Schwartz is dying and on his deathbed.

He is surrounded by his nurse, his wife Kathy, his daughter and two sons, and knows the end is near. So he says to them:

“Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses.”

“Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza.”

“Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center.”

“Kathy, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown.”

The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Dugly slips away, she says to the wife, “Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated so much property.”

Sarah replies, “Property shmoperty…the schmuck had a newspaper route.

^^^^^^

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