Man goes to his son and asks ‘Did you tip over the outhouse’?

Son says, ‘Father, I cannot tell a lie: I tipped over the outhouse into the creek’.

Father says ‘That’s it, you’re going to the woodshed for some serious ass-whuppin!’

‘But Father, George Washington told his dad the truth about chopping down the cherry tree and didn’t get punished!’

‘George Washington’s father wasn’t IN the cherry tree!’

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