Joke of the Day: The Talking Clock
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Joke of the Day: The Talking Clock

A guy picks up a woman in a bar and they go to his apartment.

In the bedroom there’s a brass gong and a wooden mallet hanging from a stand and the woman says “What’s that for?”

The guy says “That’s a talking clock. I’ll show you how it works.”

He hits the gong as hard as he can and when the sound dies away a voice from the other side of the wall says “Hey asshole! It’s 3:15 in the morning!”

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