A man is on his way to the movie theater when a goose starts following him.
He gets to the theater and the goose is right behind him. He asks for a ticket to the movie and the theater owner meets him at the door and say “I’m sorry but you can’t bring that goose in here.”
The man replies “it’s been following me for the past mile and a half, I can’t get rid of him.” The manager says “that’s not my fault, I’m sorry but I can’t let you in with that goose.”
So the man goes around the corner and stuffs the goose down his pants. He heads back and hands the manager the ticket at the door and heads in. He heads straight to his theater door and sees that it’s a pretty crowded theater, so he finds a seat next to two old ladies.
The movie starts and the lights get dim, it’s at this point the goose starts getting agitated and rustles around in the mans pants. The goose starts rustling more and more and even starts grunting.
At this point the man unzips his zipper and allows the goose to pop his head out and stretch his neck. This catches the eye of one of the little old ladies, she is baffled by this, turns to her friend and says “at my age, you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all, but this one’s eating my popcorn!”
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