These two guys are drinking in a bar 30 floors up in a skyscraper. One guy turns to the other and says, “did you know that the wind is really unique around this particular skyscraper?” “How so?” asks the other. “Well, somehow, the updraft is so strong that you can jump out the window and it will carry you right back up.”
“Bullshit,” says the other. “No really! I’ll prove it to you!” says the first guy. Then he gets up, opens the window and jumps out. The second runs up and watches out the window, as the first guy falls down past ten floors, than slowly stops, and drifts back up. “See? I told you so.” The second guys downs his drink and says, “Jesus, I gotta try this!” Then he jumps out the window and falls past ten floors, then twenty floors, then, with a scream, he falls past the last ten floors and splats on the ground. The first guy sits down and orders a drink. As he’s serving it to him, the bartender says, “Superman, you’re a real asshole when you’re drunk.”
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