Joke of the Day: Three Spies

Three female spies – a blonde, brunette, and a redhead – are captured by the enemy and sentenced to die before a firing squad. On the morning of the execution they take the redhead out of the holding cell, blindfold her, and put her up against the wall.

The firing squad shoulders their rifles. The command comes: “Ready, aim…”

Suddenly the redhead yells, “TORNADO!”

Panicked, the riflemen drop their guns and go running away in all directions. The prisoner manages to escape during the confusion.

“Hey, did you see that?” says the brunette to her cellmate.

“I don’t get it,” says the blonde.

“She yelled out the name of a natural disaster, then escaped when the firing squad ran away. I’m gonna try that!”

So they take the brunette out and put her against the wall. “Ready, aim…”

“FLOOD!” shouts the brunette, and she escapes when the panicked soldiers go running.

“Oh, I get it!” says the blonde.

So they reassemble the riflemen and bring out the blonde. They put her up against the wall. “Ready, aim…”

And the blonde throws back her head and yells, “FIRE!!”

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