At first, God created Adam, but then a short while later, Adam started to get lonely, so he decided to go to God and let him know.
“God, I am very lonely, he said. I am in need of a companion”
“Well, how do you want your companion to be?” asked God.
“I want someone to care about me. Someone to help me sleep at night, and listen to what I have to say, and comfort me, and love me. I need someone who will be there for me and be honest with me and help me through tough situations, and would prioritize me over their personal needs. I just need someone who can make me happy.”
“I can do that, but it will cost you an arm and a leg.”
Adam pondered for a while.
“What can I get for a rib?”
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