A priest goes golfing with his sailor buddy one day.
The sailor took his first shot missed and said, “Fuck, I missed.” Surprised, the priest replied, “Don’t use that kind of language or god will strike you down.”
The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, “I fucking missed again.” The priest overheard and replied, “My son, please don’t use that language or god will strike you down.”
The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn’t help mutter, “Oh fuck, I missed”. The priest said, “That’s it god will certainly strike you down.”
Suddenly, the skies darkened, thunder boomed and a bolt of lightning came down…but it hit the priest. From the heavens a deep voice said, “Oh fuck I missed”.
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