Joke of the Day: She’s Paranoid
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Joke of the Day: She’s Paranoid

My attractive female neighbor is completely paranoid.

She thinks I’m following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is…purified?

Oh, wait: petrified. Sorry, it’s not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.

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