Joke of the Day: Age Gap Marriage

Joke of the Day: Age Gap Marriage

Bill, 80, married Carrie, a lovely 24 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Carrie decides that after their wedding she and Bill should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Carrie prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door.

Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Bill, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.

All goes well, Bill takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Carrie hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Bill,

Again he is ready for more ‘action’. Somewhat surprised, Carrie consents for more coupling.

When the newlyweds are done, Bill kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it – Bill is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more ‘action’.

And, once more they enjoy each other.

But as Bill gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, ‘I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Bill.’

Bill, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Carrie and says: ‘You mean I was here already?’


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