A New Yorker, a Nebraskan, a Georgian, and a Floridian were driving to Vegas…
After a few hours in the car, the Nebraskan suddenly rolls down his window, opens his bag, and starts chucking corn out the window.
“What are you doing that for?”, the others exclaim.
“Back in Nebraska, everywhere I look I see corn. I’m going on vacation and I don’t want to see any corn for a couple weeks.”
The Georgian replies, “you know what? You’re right; I’m sick of seeing peaches all over Georgia. I don’t know why I brought them with me.” He opens his window and dumps his bag of peaches out.
The Floridian, feeling inspired, opens the door and kicks the New Yorker out.
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