Three guys die and go to heaven.
God tells them, “Your vehicle in heaven will be determined based on how well you treated your wife.”
The first guy says, “I never cheated on my wife.” As such, he gets a Lamborghini.
The second guy says, “I cheated on my wife a little.” So he gets a used car.
The third guy says, “I cheated on my wife a lot.” So he gets a motorcycle.
The second and third guys see the first guy crying. They ask, “Why are you crying? You got the best vehicle of all.”
The first guy says, “I just saw my wife on rollerskates.”
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