Joke of the Day: Dreams
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Joke of the Day: Dreams

Wife : “I dreamed they were auctioning off dicks.

The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars.”

Husband : “How about the ones like mine?”

Wife : “They gave those away.”

Husband : “I had a dream too…

I dreamed they were auctioning off vaginas.

The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand.”

Wife : “And how much for the ones like mine?”

Husband : “That’s where they held the auction.”

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