Bill and Frank are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Frank dies. Bill doesn’t hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife.

Then one day he gets a call. It’s Frank. ‘So there is an afterlife! What’s it like?’ Bill asks. ‘Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back to sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex, take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep and wake up the next day.’ ‘Oh, my God,’ says Bill. ‘So that’s what heaven is like?’ ‘Oh no,’ says Frank. ‘I’m not in heaven. I’m a bear in Yellowstone Park.’
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