Clocks in Heaven
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Clocks in Heaven

A guys dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter is giving the guy a tour. They walk down a huge hallway filled with clocks.

“What are all these clocks for” the guy asked. “Every person who has ever lived has a clock and every time they lie it ticks 1 second” St peter says “So where is george washingtons clocks at the guy asked.” St. peter points behind them and says “It has only ever ticked 3 seconds.”

The guys then asked “where is Abraham Lincolns clock at.” St peters points in front of them and says “it has never ticked a single second.” The guy then asked “where Donald Trumps clock at” st peters say “oh, it is in jesus’s office he is using it as a ceiling fan.”

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