A cowboy rides in to town on his horse and ropes it in front of a canteen. After a few hours of drinking he walks out and finds that his horse is missing. The cowboy turns around and bursts in to the canteen. Seeing the cowboy pissed as Hell the place goes quiet. The cowboy looks around and with a deadly calm says, “I’m going to count to three. If I get to three, I’m going to do what I did in the Winter of 76′.” The whole bar freezes in terror at the cowboy.
“ONE”
No one moves a muscle.
“TWO”””
Everyone’s extremely nervous at this point.
“READY OR NOT…. THR–”
All of a sudden someone in the back stands up and says, “Hold on buddy! It was just a joke! your horse is in the back alley!” The cowboy smiles and starts to leave the canteen. The same guy who stood up calls out, “Hey! I just gotta know, what happened in the Winter of ’76???” The cowboy turns around and says to him, “I had to walk home.”
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