A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife:

Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn’t come back yet.

Inspector : -What is her height?

Husband : -Average, I guess.

Inspector : -Her weight?.

Husband : -Again average I think.

Inspector : -Color of eyes?

Husband : -I think dark, Maybe brown or hasel.

Inspector : -Her ethnicity?

Husband : -Some kind of Latin, Maybe Colombian, or Peruvian, I don’t think Mexican.

Inspector : -Color of hair?

Husband : -Hmmm, she changes that I think. I don’t remember the current color.

Inspector : -What was she wearing?

Husband : -Not sure, either a dress or some pants and a shirt.

Inspector : -Was she driving?

Husband : -Yes.

Inspector : -Color of the car?

Husband : -A silver Jaguar F-Type with 5.0 litre V8 550PS Supercharged Petrol. And it has 20 inch wheels in a metallic black finish…. and it has a deployable boot lid spoiler…. and it has a very thin scratch on the front passanger door… and then the husband started crying…

Inspector: -Don’t worry sir,…We will find your car.

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