Two Smokers

Two Smokers

Two Smokers Two Esther and Maude were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. Esther pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Maude: What’s that? Esther: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Esther: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. Maude: It doesn’t matter as long as it fits a Camel.


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