A Private in the Marines was on guard duty one night and sitting in the wooden hut at the barrier, waiting for his turn to go out on patrol.
The phone rings, and he answers, and is suddenly confronted with a loud voice, demanding of him “are there any officers still at the officer’s mess hall?”.
He looks at the officer’s car park, and replies “no, I think it’s just that fat drunken prick, General Smith. That’s the only car still here, anyway”.
“WHAAAAT?!!! Do you know who you’re talking to???!!?”, the voice bellows.
“Errr… No, I do not”, the private replies.
‘This IS General Smith!”, the telephone voice shouts.
Considering his options, the private asks “Well, General, do you know who YOU’RE talking to?”.
The general, somewhat taken aback, says “no, I don’t know or care who I’m talking to!”.
“Well then, fuck you, you fat, miserable alcoholic cunt”, the Private replies, and hangs up the call.
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