A man decides to treat himself one day and buys a ticket to the Superbowl.
He bought the ticket the day of and got a seat in the nosebleeds. He arrived a little late to the game and as he was entering the stadium he noticed a man with an empty seat right behind his teams bench. Ever the opportunist he walks over and asks the man if the seat’s taken.
“It isn’t actually,” the man replies. “You mind if I sit there?”
“It’s actually supposed to be my wife’s seat, we haven’t missed a Superbowl in 30 years.”
The man then asks why she isn’t with him.
“Well, sadly she died quite recently.”
“I’m sorry to hear that.” The man says. “But you couldn’t find a single friend or family member to sit with you?”
“Unfortunately not,” the man says, “They’re all at the funeral.”
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