A man was teaching his wife golf. The wife struck the golf ball so hard that it went to the neighbours house and they heard a crash like it broke something.
Embarrassed and apologetic, they go over to the neighbours house and let themselves in.
They see a broken vase on the ground and a man standing near it.
Before they can make sense of anything, the man says “Thank you for freeing me. I am a Genie and I had been trapped inside this vase for thousand of years. I shall now grant you three wishes but the third wish will be mine.”
The couple are extremely elated. The husband says, “I want $10 million in my bank account.”
The genie says, “Granted.”
The wife says, “I want a big mansion with a lot of jewellery and a lot of servants.”
The Genie says, “Granted. Now, for my wish, I would like to have sex with the wife.”
The husband has no problem so the genie fucks the wife for a long time.
As both of them are lying in the bed, the Genie asks the wife, “how old are you and your husband?”
The wife replies, “I’m 27 and my husband is 29.”
The Genie smirks, and with a grin on his face says, “And yet, you still believe in Genies?”
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