Two wives have a night out. They decide to walk home, but on the way both have a desperate need to pee. They nip into a cemetery, do the deed and realise they have nothing to wipe themselves with.
So one uses her underwear and the other grabs a wreath and uses that. Next day there husbands are talking on the phone, voicing there concerns. “I’m not happy”, says first husband,”she came home with no knickers on.”
“I hear you” replies second husband. “But if you think that’s bad, my wife had a card stuck in the crack of her arse saying, “From all the guys at the fire station, we will all miss you!”
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