A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, “Who in the hell was that?”

“Oh,” replies the husband, “She’s my mistress.”

“Well, that’s the last straw,” says the wife. “I’ve had enough. I want a divorce!”

“I can understand that,” replies her husband, “But remember the pre-nup, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Jaguar in the garage, and no more yacht club. Not only that, but no more diamonds, no more credit card, and large bank account. But the decision is all yours.”

Just then, a mutual friend of theirs enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
“Who’s that woman with Bobby?” asks the wife. “That’s his mistress,” says the husband The wife looks at him for a second and then says,
“Ours is prettier!”

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