A teacher has an activity for the class. “I want all of you guys to go home and get your parents to tell you a story with a moral at the end of it. You guys will come back tomorrow and share your stories.” The children all nod their heads and agree. The next day, the teacher asks all the students to tell their stories.

There are funny stories, wholesome stories, and many more. Finally, only Jane is left. The teacher calls on her and she starts with her story.

“My father told me that my mother fought in Operation Desert Storm. She was piloting a fighter jet when its engines malfunctioned. She had no choice but to parachute out of the jet. While falling, she realised that she had a gun, a knife, and a large bottle of whiskey. She quickly drank the whiskey. Due to an extraordinary amount of bad luck, she lands smack in the middle of a desert, amidst more than a hundred Iraqi soldiers. She did not hesitate, and the Iraqi soldiers did not stand a chance. Mum pulled out the gun and shot 25 soldiers till all the bullets were gone. Then she used the knife and stabbed another 40 soldiers until its blade broke. As for the other 35 soldiers, she killed them with her bare hands!” The teacher is in shock after hearing Jane’s account, and the other students are all very frightened. The teacher stammers,” W-what is the m-moral of your st-story?” Jane said,” Dad says: ” Don’t mess with your mother when she’s drunk.”

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