I saw a homeless man with a sign that read “$1 for a dirty joke”

Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar.

Homeless man: “Look there, you can see a Rooster right? How many legs does it have?”
Me: “Two?”

Homeless man: “Correct, now how many wings does this Rooster have?”

Me: “Two?”

Homeless man: “Right, now how many eyes this Rooster have?”

Me: “Two?”

Homeless man: “Correct again! Now look over there, you see a Cat right?

Me: “Yes, I see a cat”

Homeless man: “how many hairs on that cat’s whiskers?”

Me: “I don’t know?”

Homeless man: “Bro, why you know so much about cock and know nothing about pussy?”

“””””

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