A man asks a young grocer if he can purchase a half a head of lettuce. The boy says “hold on one second and I’ll check with my manager.”

The grocer walks to his office and says “So this tight ass wants to know if he can buy a half a head of lettuce….” Not knowing the man had followed him and was standing right there. The grocer quickly embraces the man and says “…and this fine gentleman would like to buy the other half”! The manager agreed the deal and and the man left.

Manager “You’re quick on your feet there! I could use someone like you as a lead. Where are you from son?”

Grocer “I’m originally from Winepeg. Nothing up there expect whores and hockey players.”

Manager “Excuse me. My wife is from Winepeg!”

Grocer “No shit, what team did she play for?”

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