Divorce from my wife
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Divorce from my wife

Why did I get divorce from my wife, you ask? Well, last week was my birthday.

My wife didn’t get me a present and didn’t even wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my co-workers didn’t wish me a happy birthday.

As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” That moment, I felt so special. She then asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?”

“Okay,” I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… naked.

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