A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub, saying to himself, “How can I tell my wife that I have got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink?
I have managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she is bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink. Now how do I tell her?”
Meanwhile, the wife is sitting on the bed, saying to herself, “Now how do I tell my husband that I have got really bad breath?
I have been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting, but as soon as he’s lived with me for a week, he’s bound to find out. Now, how do I tell him gently?
The husband finally gets enough courage to tell his wife and walks into the bedroom.
He walks over to the bed, slides to where his wife is sitting, puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says, “Darling, I have a confession to make.”
And she says, “So have I, honey.”
To which, he replies, “Don’t tell me, you have eaten my socks.”
“””””
Shoe Dating at ShoePersonals.com is where you go to meet people people with high heel shoe and boot fetishes!